Health: Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what...

By bananayellowteeth - 03/05/2009 08:37 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML

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By pridekills - 19/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Mulberry

Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 15:54 - United States

Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML

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By ZydecosGirl - 10/05/2013 03:11 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML

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By Owww - 10/07/2018 19:00

Today, I went to the dentist at 8:30 for a check up. I walked out at 2:00 with a root canal and several thousand dollars in debt. I guess I'm not having a wedding this year or quitting the job I hate. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 18/04/2015 16:45 - United States - Oakland

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

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By BLEACH Gum - 22/07/2018 15:00

Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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Drill baby drill

By anon - 09/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my dentist told me I have 8 cavities. I'd jokingly bragged about never having a single cavity for 25 years right before he started checking. He laughed and said, "Well, that lucky streak is over!" then went on to drill the shit out of my teeth. I still can't feel the left side of my face. FML

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By aintgotnoteeth - 19/07/2016 17:53

Today, after 6 dentist visits, 2 root canals, and $1,500 that I'll likely have to sell vital organs to pay, the agonizing tooth pain I've had for months is unrelenting. Apparently, shrugging and offering to experimentally yank all my bottom teeth is my smurf-shit of a dentist's actual plan. FML

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ellis_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:48

brush your teeth?

Ownord_fml 10

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:50

Drink less coffee/tea ^^

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vanityinsanity 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:00

why didnt you just say "i dont smoke?" it's not that big of a deal

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:06

I brush my teeth all the time and my teeth still suck. It's genetics. Maybe you inherited shitty teeth. My teeth are wicked sensitive to hot and cold, they're kind of tinted yellow, and it hurts when I have too much sugar. A mento cracked one of my molars in half and for WHATEVER reason they haven't taken it out yet. Anyway... It isn't entirely your fault. I brush like crazy all the time, but the dentists always ******* lecture me... >.> You could always try brushing with a wicked strong toothpaste or something... Maybe some of those stupid whitening strip things...

XxBlackamusPrime 5

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:42

Your picture sucks cameldick

sLap_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:07

that's ******! but also kinda gross..

HelloStarshine 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:16

I'm sure if you would have said "I don't smoke" he would have began a lecture about how drinking coffee/tea does the exact same thing. He was just doing his job.

livelaughlovinit 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:26

omg i can totally relate! my dental hygenist told me yesterday that my teeth were so bad it looked like i chewed tobacco. she then stood up and was like "you don't chew tobacco... do you?" i don't and i never had. dental hygenists are such bitches. i brush my teeth like crazy but i just inherited soft teeth. it sucks.

Zog21 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:27

BRUSH YOUR TEETH YOU SCRUB ASS *****

parallel 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:30

I had to leave my former dentist because all they would do is berate me for my gums and teeth, even after telling me how it's genetic. Once the hygienist actually made me cry.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:32

#16: wtf is your problem? Seriously, you don't even know the OP. Dude, gtfo. Wow, that sucks. You should lay off the coffee/tea. Because that could be the reason, and try brushing your teeth with a little baking soda. Brush your teeth twice a day, eat BEFORE you brush your teeth. Floss right after you brush your teeth. Mouthwash, oh and try to get some of those tablets where they show you if you have plaque or not. *sorry I went to the dentist yesterday, and they had this good oral hygine[?] video on replay:)*

Syn_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:34

So your teeth are so yellow that he would assume you are a smoker? YDI for not having good hygiene.

curious_missy 1

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:43

yeah...my dentist gave me the same speech when I went in to whiten my teeth. When I told him I didn't smoke and never would, he told me to stop drinking so much coffee, coca-cola, chocolate...so I just told him he'd make a lot of money off of me bc I would never give up those things. He smiled lol! Just tell your dentist that!!!