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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By anonymous - 12/05/2011 02:20

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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NJXD 0

Monday 21 February 2011 8:55

Are you a pornstar if not I would consider a career change

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Monday 21 February 2011 8:56

So you'd rather have cancer??

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AlienWorkshop 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 5:34

wtff

Maubinlol 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:05

3x the fun xD.

an_villian 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:18

yes, pics or it didnt happen

ermkrmr 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:10

it's actualy normal, alot of people have third nipples they just look like birthmarks.

Driveshaft 5

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:51

are you the hooker from total recall?

kimanime 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:33

does that even excist Oo

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 22 February 2011 12:50

Nope, not at all. OP totally faked this FML in order to get attention from the rest of the people who frequent this site. Hey, what do you know? It worked!

nimzie 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 14:30

that sounds completely gross but better than cancer

iRockkoutloud 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 15:47

ewwww

Joekool1192 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 16:36

Wouldn't that be a good thing?

ErinKidCannibal_fml 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 23:55

Hello Miss. Triple-nipple.

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