Intimacy: Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married,... - FML

By starbird - 23/02/2009 19:40 - United States

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Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2009 00:05 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML

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Of course not

By Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho - 24/05/2015 15:56 - United Kingdom - Cheadle

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Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML

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Touched for the very first time

By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 18:00

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Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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By Nails - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 22:28 - United States - Columbus

Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML

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By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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Cliché

By ddeit - 19/08/2011 02:10 - New Zealand

Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML

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Top comments

Dr_Phil 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:00

This marriage is going to fail.

bobdole 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:59

Marriage is about LOVE. But that does kinda suck.

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meowmoo 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:47

i only said FYL because clearly, you need to be f***ed somehow.

Ja_Ja_Jess 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:57

oh wow... hope you get some soon ...but dude that must suck

legit_tofit 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:40

Marriage is about love. I agree that it SUCKS that even with someone you love, you can't make it.

intrepidbill 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:38

Sucks to not have sex, but way to go to be honest with the doctor. It's important that your doctor knows these details about your life - extra information could potentially change diagnoses and get you better healthcare.

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 6:10

Why the hell are you married to someone who won't have sex with you? Have some self-respect, man.

funshit123 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:54

@10, OP is a woman

funshit123 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:59

don't u have any guy in the neighborhood? lol

missmarie97 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 14:29

nothing to be ashamed of I am not planning on having sex even if I'm married.

GirlyTomBoy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 9:16

wow that truly does suck! u shoulda done it on ur honeymoon

militarybrat 21

Monday 15 July 2013 4:15

Usually the question is "have you had sex in the last six months" not ever. Besides, if you have read her comments she says they have im assuming its just not often.

Livinia 11

Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:54

Time to whip out the Horny Goat Weed.

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