Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does...

By LetsMakeLove - 10/06/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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Dodged some bullshit

By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML

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A night to remember

By Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

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Out of pocket

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 03:30 - India - Kannur

Today, I woke up in my boss’s sofa. I was covered in vomit, my head was hurting too much, and the only thing I could remember from the party the day before was that I was holding hands with my boss. I thought the story ended there but turns out I bit him on the neck, not once, not twice, but thrice. FML

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By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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The day after

By last night king - 28/05/2019 18:09

Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By meh - 17/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML

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zrhcrx 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:01

it's called learning your limit bud...do you still have a job?

McLaughlane 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:04

damn...YDI for not knowing when to stop. Especially around your boss.

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jaybirdka 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 14:59

Way to get shit-faced on a company dinner, you ****** amateur.

acoustichippie06 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 15:01

You so deserve it, what would make you think that was okay at all?

portisheadroads 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 15:31

Oh WHY get wasted out of your brains with your boss there, tsk tsk, very unwise... but yeah, leaving you in that state was not the best thing to do either, I agree. FYL for sure

ChocolatexGames 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 17:06

haha they took your phone!

MGW501 2

Thursday 11 June 2009 17:31

Hopefully you weren't really into either the firm, or the job.....both are Adios amigo for you buddy! Top of the office Xmas Party invite list.......

netbeui435 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 18:34

Get help

jambalai555 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:21

you are an idiot

Dopehead666 21

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:26

Silly, you are suppose to let your boss get wasted, not the other way around. By the way... did you get to keep your job?

Icarus3 0

Friday 12 June 2009 8:29

YDI. Grow up already. That sort of behavior is shameful enough in college (where the idiot kids seem to think it's normal, or even something to be proud of) but it's just plain pathetic in someone older than that. I drink now and then, and I'm a total lightweight. But I have never once thrown up or passed out from drinking? Want to know my secret? I know my limit, and stop before I cross it! It really isn't that difficult!