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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 23:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
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Nyxen 0

That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

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wollzilla 0

hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

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Rawrrr14 0

lmfao. I guess you'll have one bicep bigger than the other.... hope people don't guess why.....

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d347hm4n 0

Dude, your right handed and you use your left hand? Now that is ****** up!

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tWitt3rBuG 0

uh, um... Today I was reading FML to actually find one of substance, when i realised that's asking for too much... 90% of wankers get their "stories" published!

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Phoenixman13 0

Holla to all the lefties in the house

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Stupidstupidrat 0

Holler right back atcha #47 and all my fellow sinistral types. Am I the only one who finds it a little wierd that this guy wanks with his off hand? I can't do it. I physically can't.

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BiggieA 0

Whoa, if its the difference is that noticable, then you are jacking off wayyyy too much

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