By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 23:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
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Nyxen 0

That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

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wollzilla 0

hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

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southpaw117 1

You know, I think I'm a victim of the same thing. I mean, I'm not saying that my left arm is more capable than the right in certain aspects, but my left hand can do a lot more than I think it normally should.

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ditlihi 0

Switch hands, why don't ya? It will feel like you are with someone else. Then your left hand will get jealous.

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hk_fml 9

lmao. Weird. does count as a FML moment, cant get a real girl to do it for you

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I_Like_Cake 0

He didn't need a girl he's got lefty and righty and they don't bitch as much. :)

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Nyxen 0

Man who says you can't ********** AND get a girl to do it for you? Why must it always be the refuge of the lonely. . .

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24788 6

TOUGH GUY HERE. You think your a tough guy don't you? I probably can jerk off faster than you. It's addictive for men. DAMN WOMEN and there sex bugs.

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InfamousRaider 15

Who cares if you can lift or have abs.

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MajorLeeScrewed 0

By way more do you mean...10 pounds as opposed to 5?

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AK 2

Train yourself to be ambidextrous.

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Nyxen 0

Maybe the dude, in being right handed, injured his right arm during regular use at some point in his life, so now his left arm is stronger because it wasn't injured that way. I am thinking outside the box.

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