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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 23:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
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Nyxen 0

That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

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wollzilla 0

hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

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AnalJustice 0

what does "jack off" mean??? someone explain???

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trooper14 0

100...you're an idiot. how old are you? spank the monkey, beat the meat, choke the chicken, flog the dolphin, blah blah blah. either way thats why you gotta switch up once in a while

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romeovilleanyone 0

THIS IS NOT A FML nor an YDI ... there should be a "retarded comment" button as well

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yaychristine 0

I don't think that is out of the ordinary. I'm a girl, and the same happens to me. AND I DO NOT **********. or do anything else out of the ordinary w/ my left hand. sicko.

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Nate_87 0

Okay Homer Simpson... And 103, if masturbating is out of the ordinary, then that only leaves the religious extremists.

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Agrajagged 3

Whoever you share your computer with is lucky! In this day and age, lefty masturbation is a must. Sticky mice just aren't cool.

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