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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 23:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
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Nyxen 0

That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

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wollzilla 0

hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

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zymn 6

Today on the Masturbation Channel!

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neverland_fml 0

WAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS. Not a real FML but HILARIOUS nonetheless. XDDDD

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j1026 0

Lol! How funny is that

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Radiation_fml 0

This isn't a FML, like everyone else said.

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anicolelove 0

why is this an FML? come on man, be proud of your masturbation skills, and the fact that working your stick is what made your arm so strong! Shit, I would be!

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ccBlaze 0

Where's the: This is a FML bcuz...? or, I don't care button? Because this FML needs one.

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eiji_chan 0

Uh huh. So? You have two hands, be adventurous and switch it up from time to time. And you life is not ******. Just your left hand.

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grlwitperlEring 0

Not really an FML but definitely hilarious

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