Love: Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriend's emergency contact....

By tannerpaul - 25/03/2011 01:30

Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriend's emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML

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By Nemesis2747 - 24/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

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By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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By khaelian - 10/11/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Friday 25 March 2011 9:12

and you listen to her?? just leave and never come back.

enonymous 8

Friday 25 March 2011 9:13

Seizure? or the most mind blowing ****** she has ever had and she wants you to take notes? I'll let you decide

Comments

zourwolfe 0

Friday 25 March 2011 10:47

^^^ epicccc.

Cenobyte 10

Friday 25 March 2011 10:49

Seriously, leave!

erick0619 0

Friday 25 March 2011 11:10

there's also the one where you whisper in her ear I have aids

sarapsosis 1

Friday 25 March 2011 12:04

LMAOO

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Friday 25 March 2011 11:19

Guilty conscience- hospital and seizure condition :)

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Friday 25 March 2011 11:24

35 win ^_^

Pharsyde 0

Friday 25 March 2011 11:31

drop that bitch, just like she did to her panties!

vonne 0

Friday 25 March 2011 11:42

why would she be in another dudes bed if shes ur gf?

DocBastard 38

Friday 25 March 2011 12:07

She's obviously a mattress repair technician, and she was merely testing the coils. Unfortunately she spilled some coffee on her pants and had to take them off, and the guy was kind enough to launder them for her. It was all quite innocent, I can assure you.