By tannerpaul - 25/03/2011 01:30

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Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriend's emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
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unfortunate_13 5

and you listen to her?? just leave and never come back.

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enonymous 8

Seizure? or the most mind blowing ****** she has ever had and she wants you to take notes? I'll let you decide

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143ForeverNAlway 4

Uhm it's not hard to use your two feet and leave?

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jess6blondie9 2

He might be in a wheelchair. You never know.

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TheNewGuy03 28

**** that shit; get the **** outta there. if you can sneak an ass-whipping in there, go for it. he needs to get snuck. this is out of principle, of course. |the kid|

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hellogoodbye1996 6

lol your house is messy man.

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09volley 0

screw the house look at that bod!!!!

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underpaid011 0

**** it - either tell the other guy to get the hell out, or leave yourself.

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xdust 4

good time to kill both of them and reclaim your honor.

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unfortunate_13 5

who said the guy knew she already had a boyfriend?

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LetItRise 0

yes! hella idea, wouldve done the same

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azrael_xx 14

fyl op, u should dump her ass obviously you don't mean much to her

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1234USMC 0

dude punch them both in the mouth.

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ASHLEYbcddd 0

WOMANBEATERLMAO

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anonymous595 0

I agree excepts not alright ta hit her lije

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mismonroe 0

Sucks to be you ..., which is probably what she was doing to him.

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crazyman20012001 0

if she wasn't wearing any pants, he probably was doing that to her.

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