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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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Same thing different taste

By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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That one move that impresses all the guys

By Claire - 31/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML

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By lulabell - 19/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

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By mudafkrmas - 18/09/2009 04:14 - Canada

Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML

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By Orangehead - 28/11/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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Rack go thwack

By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

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Smooth operator

By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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Crash92 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:31

Um, if you need to do a hair flip to be sexy, your not sexy.

iain08 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:36

BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT TO SEE PEOPLE WHIP THEIR HAIR ALL OVER THE ******* PLACE

Comments

pretendtocare 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:56

you deserve it. on the bright side, i bet he noticed you!

arienh4 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:57

You know, it isn't necessarily true that every very hot guy is only looking for very hot girls. You're really exaggerating.

mooreon131 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:00

What kind of a fetish would a hair flip fetish be? someone might think its attractive, but, i'd hardly call it a fetish, let alone a fetish that you would/could find sites for on the internet. Secondly, how can you work hard to improve your face? do you bust your face in with a bat, and keep resetting it until it turns out right?

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:01

I doubt anything got damaged when you hit your head, considering there's probably very little to damage

elohel_cat 1

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:02

Bend... and snap!

hecuva 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:02

exactly what i was thinking

bbobe900000 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:19

hahahahahahaha

melliemoo17 6

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:26

Hahaha

annamg 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:14

How is it sexy to fling your head around...?

Subjectzero 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:16

if you are trying to attract a guy, just showing off isn't going to help us. you can come to us, we don't bite unless you want us to and we are into that sort of thing.

hellobananas 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:21

So, you tried to look hot by flinging your head around wildly in public? You were acting cool, then randomly swung your head around? And from the way I understood hair flips, you don't swing around moronically and hit phone stands. Seriously, just talk to him! And learn that just trying to get a guy by being sexy is a FAIL. You get him and the relationship fails, or you don't and still fail.