Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By Claire - 31/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML

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By lulabell - 19/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

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By mudafkrmas - 18/09/2009 04:14 - Canada

Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML

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By Orangehead - 28/11/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

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Smooth operator

By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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Crash92 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:31

Um, if you need to do a hair flip to be sexy, your not sexy.

iain08 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:36

BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT TO SEE PEOPLE WHIP THEIR HAIR ALL OVER THE ******* PLACE

Comments

jonnymohio 2

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:36

I don't know a single guy who thinks the hair flip is sexy or flirtatious. It's a myth handed down from mother to mother over generations.

ohnoyouDINT 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:53

it's only sexy when the epilepsy is authentic.

alex_vik 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:58

Hair flip? That isn't sexy, it just looks stupid.

anglcdvl89 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:13

"Sexy" hair flips only work in the movies. In the real world you have to actually go up to the guy and tell him "Look I wanna get to know you." And if you're a **** tell him you want to know him in the Biblical sense. Aside from that, can the twelve-year-olds of the world stop trying to be sexy and concentrate and learning their multiplication tables? Jeebus.

oh_dee 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:27

have you noticed that the "sexy hair flip" really never looks cool? it just makes you look kind of stupid, and most times you end up hitting your head on something, like you did :P

dummydory 4

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:29

Haha that's funny. LOL :p

athos1237 4

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:31

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! Dumbass! YDI!

Nick402 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:44

"Sexy hair flips" only look good in the movies in slow motion. It looks stupid in real life. YDI for trying to show off, and YDI even more for trying to show off with a "sexy hair flip".

deaditegirl 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:51

YDI for "acting all cool" and thinking that a "sexy hair flip" actually looks anything but retarded in real life.

ImFree17 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:20

I love how everyones comment says about the same thing. Personally,, I'm too shy to go up to a guy and be like "Hey,, I think you're cute can I have your number?" So,, I don't really expect a guy to walk up to me and talk to me. To the OP: I want to know if this "sexy hair flip" thing has ever worked for you. If it has: keep on. If it hasn't: maybe you should stop. That would be the logical thing to do. If Jessica Alba was walking through the mall and did a "sexy hair flip" I am sure it would work even if she hit her head on the AT&T stand.