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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By lulabell - 19/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

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By mudafkrmas - 18/09/2009 04:14 - Canada

Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML

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By Orangehead - 28/11/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

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Smooth operator

By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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Crash92 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:31

Um, if you need to do a hair flip to be sexy, your not sexy.

iain08 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:36

BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT TO SEE PEOPLE WHIP THEIR HAIR ALL OVER THE ******* PLACE

Comments

Catastrophic37 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:24

You know that is actually cute in the funny way. I would have come over to see if you were ok and we could have got a soda together if I was him :)

Saromo 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:59

I have a feeling OP is under the age of 14. Guys aren't impresses by ditzy middle school DVD movie hair flipping.

silvrdollr 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 1:14

WTF is a "sexy hair flip"? Do you mean that gesture that dumb girls do, which signals them out as easy? Huh. OK, then bumping your head probably didn't hurt your chances with this guy at all.

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 2 August 2009 4:06

I love this. Win. You're so right.

ohnoyouDINT 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 14:19

Your name is win.

adidaskitten99 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 1:15

Anything that starts with "I acted cool" will never end well.

Leaveittosteven 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 1:38

"a sexy hair flip" you dumb bitch

triplethreat13 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 2:13

wow. ok so here's what you do: if you're with a friend(s), you make it look like you were imitating some idiot who did the same thing. works every time. if you weren't with friends...well....FYL for being at the mall alone. that's the worst.

jmar87 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 2:52

...How far were you bending backwards that you could POSSIBLY hit your head on a kiosk? There's plenty of fish in the sea. No need for a self-induced concussion.

piddly_03 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 3:13

sounds like you're also a douchebag.

bookworm124 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 3:21

Showing off 90% of the time leads to a FML. Anyway, if you have to try to be cool and sexy, you either have really low self-esteem, or aren't cool/sexy.