By hotmommy - 20/12/2010 00:23

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Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML
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unidentified_sta 5

Well... It beats the present being for your daughter at least. Santa has got a nice treat for you stowed away in his sack.

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GotALife 11

Ew..hope he wasnt old : I hope you arent too.

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GotALife 11

Dont Santa have a wife? Oh that's very notty of him....

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Pb25797051 0

we can't control our hard-ons

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alaaparis 4

Well that means you are hot,

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GotALife 11

#72 Santa needs to see where he's at.Chilern everywhere, you know?

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ulicksam 0

I doubt he made the present that fast. The present was for your daughter and all the kids before her. How stupid can you be letting your kid sit on a stranger's lap these days? YDI.

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GotALife 11

#73 true there are sex offenders out to take a hold of innocent little NICE and NAUGHTY kids.

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babez11 0

i bet santa ment for the boner to rip through both pants and into u!! lol JOKES!!! but seriously thats gross

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macskapingvin 0

I tried to get a job as a santa this year.

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angelbaby01 0

that doesn't seem right if he's working with children and getting excited you should report him OP!!!!

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Scorch117 0

Hey, when are you gonna unwrap his package, OP? ;)

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evagrace227 3

horny old Santa. merry Christmas :)

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