This is an age old "tail". it's "hard" to tell if the mom liked it or not, "butt" at least she found the time to "stick it up" on fml. I wouldn't "ride" the guy about being a pedo though, I'm sure this "twist" in clientele brought a "happy ending" to his day!

If i ever have children, I am telling them santa isn't real and never taking them to see 'santa'

You deserve it for sitting directly on his crotch, grinding your bottom against his goods, then complaining about how Santa got an unsolicited boner... all so you can feel like a hottie, when you're actually just good at grinding.

is no one else worried that her little girl felt the "present" too? that being said, she wouldn't have known what it was, but that would have been a mighty awkward conversation;)

Some people will get a hardon if you put a brick in their lap. It doesn't always mean they're turned on. Sometimes it's just a physical thing.

Are you sure the boner was from you? Could be a pedo volunteering as santa and got it from your child, sitting on his lap. Pedos gravitate towards jobs and activities that place them in contact with children. Pedo hundreds of kids sitting his lap=awesome job for the bastard.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! SANTA WANTS YOU TO BE HIS HO HO HO!

Santa only comes once a year, so you should feel honoured he picked you.

Don't flatter yourself sweetheart. It was your daughter he was after.

that is a good news lady....