By hotmommy - 20/12/2010 00:23

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Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML
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unidentified_sta 5

Well... It beats the present being for your daughter at least. Santa has got a nice treat for you stowed away in his sack.

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Bagel09 11

so of course it's creepy for him to have a boner but its natural part of the body no? From what I have read one can only assume the hard on was for the mother and not a child. Do you not think he felt very embarrassed having uncontrollable boner? Nowhere in this

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Bagel09 11

fml does it say he smiled about it or made any sexual jesters to her like in other fmls. today as Santa claus an attractive lady sat on my lap and I couldn't help but get an uncontrollable irection.

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Kraly 0

of course its natural for him to get a boner but it isnt professional. Im not gunna say he should be able to control it, but an old guy in a santa costume getting a boner just creeps most ppl out, and i highly doubt she woulda said "oh let me help with that"

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Bagel09 11

yeah of course it's creepy but you can't say it's unprofessional then say it's natural.

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daznad 0

sexual jesters? lol that's an image I can't get out of my head now! I think you meant gestures but for hilarities sake I'm glad you got it wrong

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DarkHelmet 10

Santa knows you've been nice now he wants to get naughty!! LOL

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perdix 29

The most disgusting thing is that Santa is a pedo and got fired up over the kid, but Mommy squashed the package. But you're a good mom for taking one for the team.

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Ninjafriends 1

+1 for mommy taking one for the team.

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grandpaearthling 2

thanks hotmommy you made this part time loser job into a winner. maybe later you can sit and wiggle that MILF ass for Santa in private

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

That is pretty disgusting, yeah. D: FYL. On the good side, you can tell yourself that at least he poked you with his erection, and not your little daughter. (With so many depraved people out there, it was perfectly possible. Maybe you shielded her...)

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RedPillSucks 31

Is it bad that I thought of a poster of Santa with a boner and a caption "Got MILF?"

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azhein 0

So your a immature prude for thinking it is disgusting to sit on some old mans boner?

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