By hotmommy - 20/12/2010 00:23

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Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML
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unidentified_sta 5

Well... It beats the present being for your daughter at least. Santa has got a nice treat for you stowed away in his sack.

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All_For_Love 0

Nasty. Oh well, your DEFINITLY not getting coal in your stocking this year...

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Daddymo 14

Lies. No one's allowed to sit on Santa's lap anymore, for that very reason.

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Gummyworms90210 0

thats actually not true. I have seen so many little kids sit on santas lap this year.

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flamingsandstorm 0

Maybe in your country, but it happens everywhere in the US.

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Talia_91 13

so either Santa has a huge one or you could not sit by a dudes penis. why not sit on his knee away from the crotch area if you don't wanna feel him get a boner.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Right. Why were you sitting in lap dance range, OP? You shouldn't even be putting your whole weight on him, just sort of squat/lean on the knee. You apparently jumped in his lap like he was your sugar daddy and got the natural reaction.

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RedPillSucks 31

Santa should be doing this, making sure that people sit on his knee and not his lap. However, you're right that she should have been aware. But I imagine that it's been such a long time since she's sat on santa that it slipped her mind. Not every one thinks of this stuff.

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luvpinks 0

mom was sitting on the wrong spot .. ur supposed to b on his lap not directly on his thang

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dramaa 0

don't get to excited. it was probably his crack-pipe

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