you have two perfectly good legs (unless you're in a wheelchair, which will make this very awkward), use them and move 20 feet....

there are many FML's like this but.. WHY did u not move or tell someone about it. -.-

I think the point of specifying that it was a midnight premiere was to make it obvious that the theatre was packed and there were no spare seats. But still, YDI. Call the usher, for ****'s sake.

You could have moved your seat or called in a manager. It's callled doing things yourself. Try it sometime

Well its the premiere of a movie....IF there were any seats open at all, I doubt the OP would want to miss out on the movie finding a new seat, or interrupt other people watching the movie by calling someone in to get him removed... If he's talking to himself in a movie theater while whacking off, I doubt he would allow himself to get 'removed' quietly

Obviously you went to the worst theatre possible if they let homeless men in to a midnight premier. YDI for being ripped off and for you and your friends not speaking up for yourselves for two and a half hours.......unless you went by yourself....which is just sad.

YDI for choosing to sit there instead of getting a manager and actually doing something about it.

So, A) you went and waited in line for this movie? B) The hobo was in line too? Did you pay for his ticket to get in?

and #15, if it was a crowded movie theatre then that means he whacked off right next to two other people ad they didnt say anything either. unlikely.

why didnt you move?