By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 782
You deserved it 9 618

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe get him kicked out? Idiot...

WickedAwsum 0

Well #1, we don't like you. You could have gotten a person who worked there to get him removed or something, or move seats?

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sorry but ydi. I work in a theater, we have no problem kicking people out for disturbing the customers around them, it's your own fault for not telling anyone.

RottenKid 0

Jesus dude, even if you did call an usher you don't deserve some twisted shit like this. you didn't desrve to have a homeless guy jack off behind, even though you could've called an usher. FYL seriously

Could have a) reported him, b) told someone that worked there, or c) called the police and had him arrested for indecent exposure. Don't be such a whiny little bitch.

poolshark 0

Some words of wisdom from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless." and "Masturbating bums are bad for business." (someone should tell the theatre...)

Venus_Doom 0

n00b should have moved. Idiot.

YDI for not getting someone to kick him out.

Actually, that crazy guy was Dan Brown

freddie_fml 0

Are your legs broken? Is there any reason you couldn't move, or go get the manager to deal with it? If you just sat there and put up with it, you definitely deserved it.

You could have moved seats. You deserved that, and you deserved his baby batter to land on the back of your head.