By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML
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nuked 0

Maybe get him kicked out? Idiot...

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WickedAwsum 0

Well #1, we don't like you. You could have gotten a person who worked there to get him removed or something, or move seats?

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jasey_rae 0

ydi for not complaining, honestly learn to stand up for yourself you dumbass. why wouldn't you say something?

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Talking to himself while loudly masturbating is a novel way of describing Dan Brown. Pretty cool that he was sitting behind you.

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ifyouonlyknew77 0

You totally deserved this one. Unfortunately the only person you can expect to behave well is yourself. So as much as it sucks to get up in the middle of the movie, it's better than listening to some crazy touch himself. You should have moved seats or if he was really disruptive gone to someone who worked at the theater and explained the situation. You probably could have even gone so far as to ask for a voucher or something for the next time you came to the movies. Sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands if you don't want to be in a weird/bad situation.

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elemenopyqrstuv 0

well at least you didn't pay $10 dollars to talk to yourself, kick the chair in front of you and **********.

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chakrabs 0

Serves you right for watching Angels and Demons

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gonzaval 0

#3 and #7 are Right Sorry for the rest I justv din feel I the need to keep reading.

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Niasyn 0

YDI for not getting his nasty ass kicked out. Everyone knows you can only ********** to Brad Pitt movies.

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dengman 0

ive heard an fml like that before.....

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thattickles 0

you could have moved, or told the theater people, they could have arrested him, I mean if Peewee Herman got arrested for wanking in a theater, surely a bum would too. I think you secretly enjoyed it.

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