By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML
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nuked 0

Maybe get him kicked out? Idiot...

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WickedAwsum 0

Well #1, we don't like you. You could have gotten a person who worked there to get him removed or something, or move seats?

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1AAC 0

did he ask you to join in

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Fangus 0

Ok so the film was bad, but what does the hobo behind you have to do with it?

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johnnyub40 0

Pretty amazing a hobo could get into a midnight premier. Even more amazing that of the probably 15 or so people within ear shot of a insane, masturbating bum, no one did anything to make matters better by getting a manager. I'd think it's worth missing a few seconds of the movie to avoid that.

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plexico 3

Good thing you didn't get shot in the back of the head! I used to work in a movie theater -- you should have talked to someone who works there. You would have probably received AT LEAST a pass to a movie in the future, and they may have removed the hobo. Nevertheless the theater would have recognized that the movie experience was damaged and would have offered you a chance to have a good one.

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um_duh 0

Where's your community spirit - you could have at least offered to help him out

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thisisnotmyname 0

YDI for not finding an employee to kick him out.

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Lizzi_fml 10

#24, that's what I was thinking. It didn't occur to ANYONE to get him removed?

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EatYourSpinach 0

this seems kinda unrealistic. if there was someone in the audience being that obnoxious I would think someone would speak up and get him kicked out. and how do you know it was a hobo.. since when do they have spare change to pay for a movie.

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forrealiluvmyslf 6

I agree with pretty much everyone who has commented. FYL for listening to a hobo ********** for 2 hours without leaving or reporting it.

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genius_man16 0

i call fake, no one else decided to say something? I mean, i know about that whole "someone else will do it so i won't" thing, but really? come on now unless this "midnight premiere" was scare of people. Which i doubt.

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