Health: Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and...

By Bob - 22/11/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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By navyma - 17/09/2009 05:10 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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By -- - 04/09/2011 16:42 - Canada

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By BracesSuck - 09/04/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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Smell you later

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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popcynical 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:11

Idea for not saying anything.

JiggaJayZ 16

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:10

Potty mouth!

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krladygator3 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:31

Sue that bitch!!

Babbalooey 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:31

You're not allowed to complain since you're too much of a beta to say anything. Fyl indeed.

Baytheshark 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:33

Well pee is sterile while in the body maybe she didn't have sanitized and assumed that would work?

Damion345 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:33

you can sue that doctor for malpractice

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:42

No. Just...no.

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:37

You should of said "Um excuse me get your pissy hands out of my mouth and wash them" YDI OP.

btbamfan75 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:37

erotic!

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:42

Imagine sitting there. "Oh ya how was your day Billy?", as she slides her fingers into Billy's mouth. Billy Instant gags as he smells and tastes her urine lathered digits. She takes this as a positive response. "Oh I see we need to adjust this one over here. Hold on just a second". Billy tried as hard as he dared to exhale as her fingers were mere inches from his nose. Billy thrashed around and groaned trying to alert the orthodontist. All in vain, as this was unnoticed and thought as childish behavior.