Health: Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and...

By Bob - 22/11/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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By navyma - 17/09/2009 05:10 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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By -- - 04/09/2011 16:42 - Canada

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By BracesSuck - 09/04/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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Smell you later

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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popcynical 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:11

Idea for not saying anything.

JiggaJayZ 16

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:10

Potty mouth!

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env303 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:18

No poop???

Froggirl14 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:19

I had one too today. Mine yelled at me for not wearing my Spacers right. When I wore them how she said

AnagenisisZagus 13

Wednesday 23 November 2011 4:55

Amazing story. Tell it again? Somewhere else?

mikeeg 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:45

Double comment. Do it again? Never?

Froggirl14 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 7:05

I'm just saying that orthodontist people can suck.

steviesnm 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:20

The hell? I would've said something right away. Not only is that disgusting, I'm pretty sure you can get diseases from that shit.

macy143 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:26

Im pretty sure he said it was pee.. not shit! :)

NaoPudding 8

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:03

Pee is sterile.

alycion 38

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:10

Diseases can still be passed. Ick. Get tested and send them the bill ;). And next time, speak up.

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:10

Pee is only sterile if her chlamydia meds were effective. It can pick up all sorts of diseases as it passes by.

Shrike 23

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:15

Correction: pee is sterile while it's inside the bladder. When it goes through the urethra it mixes with bacteria in there and outside the body. Stop talking crap and spreading myths, Naopudding.

IThinkItsAlright 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:21

As Cleveland Brown would say, "That's Nasty."

xlasernoobsx 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:40

That's turrable

Meixpr 12

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:21

Considering how her hands were in your mouth for over an hour after that, I'll assume you didn't say anything. Which, by default, makes it your fault for the discomfort you were in. That's disgusting and unsanitary, she should've known better, but you should've also said something.

robc32ca 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:21

Doubt it. You would have stopped it not just sit there and take it.

Callyn 47

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:23

Why did you not say something? You don't deserve it, but you should have spoken up.

kimmiekimmiekong 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:23

you know you have the right to ask the doc/dentist or any person in the health field to wash their hands if they don't do so when they enter the room.... so ya u should of told them to was their hands and put on new gloves!!