By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

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Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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skiier4life 1

he's a douche because he couldn't contol an uncontrollable function?

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kyonichii 4

Jeez, I hope her hands weren't cold.

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thatsoviciouS 0

Did you do her? xD

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robotiick7 23

2, if he did I wouldn't think he would be posting this

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brieholt 0

I'm sure it was huge it was probably your standard everyday hard on

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doink 0

Wow, I've never heard this story before. *rolls eyes*

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radmuffin 12

Is it safe to assume that since you had to mention the word huge, that your dick is in fact small and you're just over compensating?

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sharkyboy_fml 0

It's safe to assune that since you said it, you have a really small penis too and it makes you feel better by making other people feel bad.

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ButtNekked 0

it's safe to assume you have a smaller penis for having the name : sharkyboy.

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radmuffin 12

yea I totally have a penis seeing as how I'm a girl dumbass.

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Taylorfacepwns 0

@radmuffin ever hear of lady gaga?

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radmuffin 12

What's the significance of lady gaga? idk anything about her.

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GodBarack 5

That whole lady gaga thing was a fake.

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GeneralCha 3

It's safe to assume that too many people are assuming and should really just stfu. Or am I assuming too much?

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EmperorPsycho 0

nah ur not assuming too much. Why can't ppl on FML get along like they used to?

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