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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

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By fleur_de_fevrier - 21/12/2008 15:36 - Ireland

Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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Losing it

By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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lifeinhd 3

Sunday 6 December 2009 17:00

You say "several hours later" you realized your wallet was missing. This leads one to believe that you were either at another store, or at home. If you're at another store and you searched your house and the original store parking lot, this means you were in the car twice, so you should have felt it in the car at that point. If you were at your house already, you were still in the car once to go to the other store, so you should have felt it then, not on the drive back home. I call fake.

mike_dancefloor 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 17:24

the only thing that would suck worse than that is if right after your parents were discussing some freak that needs help and it turned out to be you. man that would suck

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RnFarAway 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 18:07

she is probably lying about these stories cause two things like that dont just happen in one day. either that or her parents are right!! this person is a freak!!!!!! YDI

johnwin 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 18:26

same thing almost happened to me. I usually don't put my wallet in my backpocket. totally couldn't feel it

afkmc07 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 18:55

where the hell are the moderators?

urmomsass 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:31

I'm glad your credit score is going down :)

suesblues 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:46

FAKE!

Emperor_Jim 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:18

That sucks, OP. I've done the same thing with individual cards I've temporarily misplaced, but never a whole wallet.

athame1983 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:04

whats the big deal? its not like they CANCEL ur ccs when u lose them, they just issue u new ones...

Boxingsweets 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:30

I call fake. Get your story straight next time. :)

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:52

so why dident you call your parents that you appparently live with even though in this one you say " I had my credit cardS cancelled" or did they just think you were to much of a freak like you said in your fml that is one up on the main page from this one Today, I heard my parents saying that someone was a freak and needs help. I curiously began to listen. After a moment, I realized they were discussing me. FML #6629439 (30)I agree, your life sucks (4449) - you totally deserved it (495) On 12/06/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi