Miscellaneous: Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from...

By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had leftover Christmas cookies so I began snacking on them. They tasted a bit off so I inquired about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she used Crayola markers to give them color. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

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By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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By brownieswillneverbethesame - 04/09/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 18/10/2018 12:00

Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 15:49 - Australia

Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML

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By IwishIwashigh - 01/03/2017 14:00

Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML

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Gentle prank

By Anonymous - 17/02/2021 22:58 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my little sister swapped out the hard white cheese on the meat-cheese platter with slices of white chocolate and put some Skittles into the bowl of M&M's. My limited circle of friends and family in our safe social pandemic bubble think it was me. FML

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lazytown 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:15

Shouldn't have ate something that someone who was in an institution made.

daydreamstar 7

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:39

c is for cookie, but k is for kooky XD sorry but yeah a little listerine, youll be fun. crayola is non toxic......

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tman118 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:54

21 you are a jackass

wienerwagon 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:54

I call bullshit. This is TV show material, not an accurate depiction of mental illness.

sexpanther10 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:59

BULL! I'm pretty sure that wouldn't even work

Cristaderzi 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 23:01

Well as a manic depressive Thank you Ikatie! I appreciate your stance! Love and Hugs!

hot_mess88 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 23:18

Well, at least the icing wasn't non-toxic...

vikingunicorn 1

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:45

My thoughts exactly! :) And if the OP couldn't even taste the non-toxic crayola ink in the icing and wanted the recipe, it means they were good! No harm done! OP: YDI for causing people to trash you aunt online.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 7 January 2010 22:44

If you look the OP didn't inquire about the recipe because they wanted to make the cookies. The OP asked about the ingredients because the cookies tasted a bit off. That would mean that the OP could taste the marker. Still not really any harm done because it's non-toxic ink but it was clearly stated that the cookies tasted wrong.

nm22395 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 23:37

send her back...

darkpath 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:07

just wondering.... how can you not tell the difference between icing and marker?

hot_mess88 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 1:20

I think that the aunt used marker to "dye" the icing...

PumaFau 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:48

I laughed...sorry dude I hope your aunt gets better FYL

Spleeeeen 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 1:39

Look on the bright side; you'll have some nice rainbow poo tomorrow.

Thunderbender 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 1:52

She was RELEASED so obviously even the certified psychologists thought she was sane. If a certified psychologist told me my aunt was sane enough to do something as simple as baking cookies I would believe them.