Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 04:00

Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 06:45 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By anonymous - 11/04/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

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pb_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:24

Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.

jennaleigh 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:23

This is gross, but pretty amusing.

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MixedNuts 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:58

He prolly just wanted to use that vaceline on u! u know what i mean!

milesthominggale 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:03

Hahahahaha I get burned by grocery store ppl all the time. They are vicioussssss

Claeric 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:08

It's totally something a worker can get fired for. They are NOT supposed to say anything about your purchases. Not that I'm advocating telling on him. I'm just sayin.

lowcapacityx 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:13

Lol to cmt #23. Why not just buy some lube? Figures it would feel a lot better than Vaseline.

MukyDaCookie 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:15

#17 thats nasty xD Ah well, at least Willy's getting SOME use hmm?

NorfolkDude 2

Monday 30 March 2009 2:24

Once at highschool, as a joke, I went to the store, picked up Maxim, a huge jar of handcream, and some tissues. Everyone laughed so hard one woman face turned red and looked like she was going to nearly pass out. lol.

AlexThibo 4

Tuesday 19 February 2013 6:07

as a joke...

helen__fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:34

lmfao #17

Warcry21 1

Monday 30 March 2009 2:44

haha atleast the old dude didn't wink...

SVelasquez 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:22

I would have just said "Not having too much luck getting a promotion, eh?" Or something to call him out on it. I work in retail and if I said this to a customer I'd be fired.