By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
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zachherbert 10

I think this relationship is snot going to work. But who nose, she's the one who picked that booger.

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flashback.miss 28

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princessmollysue 9

I don't know what to say either ..... SMH .....

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newburton13 26

I've seen an FML like this before. At this point, I'm just curious what is the thinking, or lack thereof, in this situation.

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SkoomaKi 27

Natural cleaning. He has developed the trait of dogs and cats. Look after him OP, he needs a good owner.

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perdix 29

That snot a good thing to see.

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everydayFML2121 5

Sorry, our other legendary commenter, docbastard, managed to beat you to the punch on that snot pun... Maybe next time, thy great perdix.

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perdix 29

#50, he just beat me by two minutes. I didn't see a "snot" comment when I skimmed what had been written. It was just unlucky that I boogered this one up.

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hockeyoceancity 13

Not his mouth though? Would you want to swap spit with him?

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Oh, absolutely I would, he's sexy and he knows it. ;p Ick.

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deransc 19

The only thing you would say after that happened is "Wash your hands"? That person would right then and there, become my ex!

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mango260 9

That's disgusting! I'm a germaphobe... I see people all the time sneeze in their hands and want to give hand shakes!!! The things people do!!

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ash1rose 11

I'm not a germaphobe but that's gross. I try to sneeze into my shoulder if no tissues are available plus I also carry hand sanitizer just in case.

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mango260 9

Yes it is gross I get sick thinking about that! But I always always carry hand sanitizer too :) it comes in handy

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mango260 9

Also I hate it when people sneeze without tissues or anything to block it, I can feel their germs attacking me xD (I know I have issues!)

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cjinx13 3

Excuse me while I go throw up somewhere.

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perdix 29

Just don't throw up in your hands and lick it while your girlfriend watches. You'll get ratted out on FML.

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GlobalGenocide 8

Wow that's nasty... what was his excuse? Trying to strengthen his immune system?

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Beauzeau 2

That is REALLY gross. Definitely FYL, poster - yuck!

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