Intimacy: Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate....

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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Caught wet-handed

By Anonymous - 23/10/2015 20:10 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

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By YES I MEAN *EX* GIRLFRIEND - 17/08/2015 20:14 - Canada

Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By nobody - 01/07/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML

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Late bloomer

By Forever Lonely - 13/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Centurion

Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

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paijus 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 12:33

Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

Roxxxxay 13

Wednesday 15 August 2012 12:34

I'm sorry OP, that sucks! But at least you found out. Now you can move on and forget about them, you deserve better!

Comments

FuzzyJack 15

Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:40

Time for a new girlfriend and best friend.

sabrinamarie3 15

Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:43

No one deserves to get cheated on; It's a heart wreaking thing.

TheApocalypse 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 16:07

Wrecking*

auzz1_pride 9

Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:44

Oh snap crackle n pop, time to change your Facebook status mate

loserboii 11

Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:52

I'm surprised he didn't say "This is exactly what it looks like" considering he didn't care.

jman112 2

Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:56

Kill him then kill her too.

alshygirl 14

Wednesday 15 August 2012 14:44

Violence is not the answer

janeska1231 1

Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:59

I've always said keep ur enemy's close and ur best friends closer.

dcg1375 7

Wednesday 15 August 2012 16:51

That's deep

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 15 August 2012 21:40

So was OPs best friend... Deep inside his girl. And that's probably a little too close for OP

0opsie 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 14:06

They were just saving water to protect the environment.

thescootles 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 14:08

Nothing a quick bj can't fix

floddy 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 14:11

Did they finish?????

perdix 29

Wednesday 15 August 2012 14:17

Looks like you've lost your best friend. Aw, that's sad, I'll be your friend. Can I have your girlfriend's number, you know, in case I need to tell her something about you?