By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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poopy910 8

what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

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TheBrianWing 0

Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.

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pearls 0

lol that's funny but why does it matter that you were wearing shoes? hahaha I would so do that to someone

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Krytikal 0

Studies have shown that wearing shoes while passed out at a party increases the chances of acne spreading.

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Lazyninja420 0

This is why you don't pass out at parties.

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chea_chea 0

That sucks...Easy enough to wash it off though, could be a lot worse. I know some guy that passed out in his car at 2AM after partying and some of my friends drew dicks all over his face...He went home in the morning without noticing until he saw himself in the mirror. Not sure whether or not his parents saw it but I'm sure some people did. Withholding my vote on this one Also, I believe the whole idea is if you pass out with your shoes on, that gives people a rite of passage to **** with you. Asher Roth mentioned it, but he didn't coin it

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A7X5989 0

YDI take off your shoes...

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iambean 4

take them off next time. They cant **** with you if your shoes are off.

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ubbiejames 0

i agree with the others, YDI for not taking your shoes off.

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jamblasticus 0

Shoes cause acne breakouts.

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poobear 0

you never pass out with your shoes on at a party you deserve it. its not just from an asher roth song its just party rules if you fall asleep with shoes on everyone is allowed to draw on your face and **** with you however they want. also gross if your acne is bad enough that they could play connect the dots you might want to see a doctor about that

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monsterhospital 0

excuse me to all the people that are saying acne is caused by 'eating fatty oily foods' and 'bad hygeine' acne is caused by genetics, hormones, and many other uncontrollable factors. it's not someone's fault if they have acne, so all you ignorant twats saying 'YDI' for having acne, i hope you get acne and then realise that washing your face will not get rid of it.

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