lol i stopped mid cough to laugh at this

wow, honestly. You were really THAT drunk . Control your drinking...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha hero

wow #48 pay attention. he said he got drunk. you get drunk by drinking, not doing drugs.

Well nobody forced you to drink until you blacked out. If you're going to get that drunk, you have to accept the risk of anything that your drunk self is capable of doing. If you don't want to accept the risk, don't drink that much. Maybe you'll learn that you don't have to drink until you black out to have fun. YDI

that is terrible i wouldnt let anyone see it

Every single time some moron comes onto this site and says "I got so drunk blah blah blah" or "omg my life sucks because blah blah blah happened when I got drunk" or "waaah i drunk texted my boss" YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI you IDIOTS

You know, I could come in here and preach to you about how you totally deserved it for getting drunk in the first place, but I'm sure you're feeling pretty horrible about it without my help. Whatevs. I still feel for you, man.

This is one of those few FMLs that still make me laugh :)

if you ever get so drunk that the best idea to come to your mind is "hey, lets get a permanent penis on my body," you might wanna consider AA. well lets think of the positives: women will no longer hit on you..... then again, guys probably wont either