By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
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Domonator 16

Spider: Today I was taking a walk, minding my own business, when a heartless giant bit my leg off. FML

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lexuality 0

euuuuuuurrrrggghhh. i had a friend who had the same experiance. gross. fyl.

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pride90 0

NAAAAAAAAAAASTYYY yuck yuck yuckkk ewwwwwwwww oh lord.. i wudve fainted if i saw thattt yuckk

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hahaJillian 0

That's gross! Also spiders really do crawl in peoples mouths. A normal person swallows 50 spiders while they sleep a lifetime.

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aback 4

You can have my share. I'm not hungry.

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deadsrs 0

Lmao I live how this "statistical" number jumped from 8 to 50. Bravo for surpassing today's idiot quota.

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swimchic007 0

I know! The whole eating spiders in your sleep thing is totally a myth, and I love how the number keeps jumping around. I feel like responding with the whole 87.4% of all stats are made up, and also how do you not notice if theres a spider in your room? They're generally on ceilings or in corners in my room, plus its not like theyre kamikaze spiders "all right men!! The humans are sleeping go go go go!!!! First one down the throat wins!!!"

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colplay 0

did you know 3 to 4 spiders crawl in your mouth your hole life

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heyyouguys 0

*10 man your awesome that's the funniest thing ive seen on fml

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iRobynM 0

umm what were you doing with a spider in your mouth? and does it hurt when spiders lose their legs? :S

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CanadianMuse 0

Yummy :) jkz. at least you got your extra protein!!!! ;) lol. fyl tho.

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TruleighSadistic 0

shouldnt sleep with your mouth open... did it taste good?

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SephoraSocialite 0

even though the number of spiders is debatable, this happens fairly often and it does suck. sucks more though if you have a phobia of them then I would feel bad or you. at least it wasn't a roach- according to a friend who woke up mid chewing it's very very bitter and the super crunchy shell with the slimy and fatty texture insides will make your mouth go nuts

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