Health: Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got...

By anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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By kiriakousauce21 - 15/02/2010 07:44 - France

Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML

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By KBO - 08/06/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

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Don't try this at home

By Lunar-Spice - 07/11/2020 08:01

Today, I found out what it feels like to put in a contact while drunk. My eye still hurts. FML

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By redeye - 19/09/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

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Rushed

By K.Trinity - 15/06/2024 20:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and decided to multitask by making my coffee while brushing my teeth. Halfway through, I absentmindedly poured mouthwash into my coffee mug and took a big gulp. I spent the rest of the morning trying to get the taste of minty coffee out of my mouth. FML

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Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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Oh gosh

By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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By halfasleep - 27/03/2012 14:00 - United States - New Haven

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML

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Party hard

By jagerbombs - 30/12/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

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mistertbawk420 10

Friday 20 June 2014 16:56

Minty fresh

silvercamaro 22

Friday 20 June 2014 17:00

At least you still have decent enough eyesight to post this on FML

Comments

WickedScarlet73 6

Friday 20 June 2014 23:30

I can't even imagine the pain.. But at least bacteria or anything else is out.. Right?

desoxyn242 14

Friday 20 June 2014 23:33

Jasj

cbears 7

Friday 20 June 2014 23:55

Omg that must of really hurt

DylanHasClass 17

Saturday 21 June 2014 0:33

Thts painful.... Fyl

sassy2085 16

Saturday 21 June 2014 1:35

Ouch that got hurt sorry op

mattrd_fml 31

Saturday 21 June 2014 4:43

Look on the bright side. Now you minty fresh eyes.

love_me_electric 20

Saturday 21 June 2014 4:48

Last time I wore my contacts while drinking I put both of them in the same side of the case. Took me a couple tries to figure out which contact was for my left eye and which one was for my right. Sucks you ruined yours, hopefully you have extras laying around so you're not blind until you can buy more.