Well, why did you get intimitate with him first?

shit happens :p

babe is this u? lol

Booze is a hell of a drug

Insert a wine cork into the offending orifice...Problem solved!

Then again...If U stick a wine cork in his bum hole, pressure could build up & the cork could become a lethal projectile...Damn, sometimes the bedroom is such a battle zone!

U said you'd never get intimate with him AGAIN, but U did anyway...Why return? Are U not satisfied until the fog horn goes off after U get off? Is sex just not the same w/o hearing the clappers rattle after the snapper saddles? It's not done until you hear the toot after the big shoot? Gotta have the funk after the spunk? (I'm sure there's a delicate way to address this abnormal affliction...Hope I helped by raising awareness!)

I've read this FML a dozen times and no where on it does it state that OP was drunk or drinking. Maybe OP was set up on a blind date and the guy was decent through dinner but was terrible at sex or too kinky for her liking and that's why she found him disgusting?

You woke at 7 am? I would have gotten fresh and went down stairs. I gotta have a bowl, gotta have cereal.

Thats hot lol