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By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
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deedeee 9

Hopefully it didn't lay any eggs in there...

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DocBastard 38

That's gnatsty, but snot the worst thing I've heard.

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AznSamoan52 10

Poor fly. It had a horrible and snotty death. Anyways, why didn't you try to get the fly out of your nose?

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Azula272 14

It was spelunking up the nose of mount Rushmore.

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nonnieluv 9

Maybe there is a fly war in your nose. I mean if this is the case it would be a troubling time for the fly and his/her family. You should bury the dead with an American flag over its coffin.

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bones_17 5

Congrats on the stupidest comment I read today

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Psych101 9

Now hang on 55, 16 may be on to something there. Wait a minute. No. 16 is not.

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MindFreakazoid 10

How are you sure it's an American fly? It may very well be German.

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raraisbang 12

By far the dumbest comment ever. As if only Americans bury their dead! Sheesh.

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XtraEzeee 8

I would imagine the fly to be Canadian, considering most flies don't get to travel internationally in their lifetimes.

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nonnieluv 9

I'm pretty sure people know that Americans are in an undeclared war right now and being that I am in fact American. I used my own country

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raraisbang 12

131, why was the period necessary between "American" and "I?"

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nonnieluv 9

133- it could have been a comma or period which means technically it should have been a semicolon, sorry for my error.

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nonnieluv 9

170- I probably should have read that

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MolesterStallone 13

You must have some serious suction in those nostrils of yours.

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Dunvanation 4

From the looks of your profile, you seem like someone who would like that... Molester Stallone...

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skullofdarkness 18

Don't you hate it when that happens?

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Tiwuz 19

I didn't read anything about getting the fly out, if you can inhale that hard I'm sure you could've exhaled it out too.

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perdix 29

Before it died, the fly probably took a massive dump in your nose. When I wrote that, I thought it might help. Oh, well, . . .

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ninjadinos 14

It undoubtably did! A fly poops every time it lands. :D

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Enslaved 36

Wondering how many days that fly will take to change into an interesting booger?

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Uuugh Yuck! I'm so sorry! Did you at least get it out? :S

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