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By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
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deedeee 9

Hopefully it didn't lay any eggs in there...

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DocBastard 38

That's gnatsty, but snot the worst thing I've heard.

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amifaiyaz 12

I once had an ant in my ear, and they make the weirdest squeaking noises, ugh *shudder*.. at least you didn't think you were going insane, OP.

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Sunkissedgal 6

I feel your pain. When I go running I have gnats flying in my eyes.

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DocBastard 38

Because its published on fmylife.com, and because the mods said so. Amazing how that works, isn't it?

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mosquito19 14

yo, if you suck a little harder. you'll be able to get in in your mouth to chew it.

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dillonManning 9

That's going to be one "special" snot rocket.

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Speezy01 4

With the way you lovingly described the scenario, sounds to me like you enjoyed it. YDI

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yea, OP obviously liked it, that's why it's on FML written in a way to gross the general population out. Nice observant skills. /sarcastic clap

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Speezy01 4

With the way you use the word sarcastic in your reply you make it seem almost as if you understand the term. Clearly you do not. Nice try though ;)

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purplebumblebee 2

This is why I wear a nose plug when I'm sleeping. DUH!

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klovely22 13

That's brilliant! Then they have direct access to your mouth!

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