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By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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By WTFLY - 23/03/2013 08:17 - United States - Hilo

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

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By baugy - 11/04/2012 02:19 - United States - Orlando

Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia

Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML

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By laurenmichela - 12/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML

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By jamblasticus - 09/05/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

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By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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Saturday 18 August 2012 15:49

Hopefully it didn't lay any eggs in there...

DocBastard 38

Saturday 18 August 2012 15:54

That's gnatsty, but snot the worst thing I've heard.

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missyfiona89 28

Saturday 18 August 2012 19:06

Poor fly...

SilentWind 0

Saturday 18 August 2012 19:28

I wonder what its last moment/words were

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 18 August 2012 19:29

Don't feel bad it was suicidal to begin with.

EduJav321 24

Saturday 18 August 2012 20:04

They always find a way to get in through the smallest cracks, and then never come out

Dcm210 19

Saturday 18 August 2012 20:11

thats a snotty situation.

nonamelol 3

Saturday 18 August 2012 20:35

Ha. Well you know what they say. Fly up your nose, use the hose.

YoursTru1yXo 0

Saturday 18 August 2012 20:48

Awe no crappy feel better soon =

pinkrazrgirl247 5

Saturday 18 August 2012 21:34

How does it smell?

laxforevrr 0

Saturday 18 August 2012 21:42

that's honestly revolting I just gagged a little

EgyptianPride98 8

Saturday 18 August 2012 21:47

I just threw up in my mouth a little

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