Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When...

By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 10:00

Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML

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By Myboyfriendisaromanticslob - 10/03/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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Cut him some slack

By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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Damarys 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 20:06

your bf certainly does not deserve any more nice deeds in the future

myhairynutsack 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 20:09

Get a new boyfriend. This one is definitely a failure.

Comments

neverStopLaughin 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 0:52

omfg, is he really that immature? it's like what, 3 extra dishes? dump him, you deserve someone better than that lazy ass.

akayou 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:06

couldve had a V8!

zolziski 11

Wednesday 2 December 2009 8:35

Family Guy!!

Dynoblaze 1

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:07

You're a woman you should be doing all the dishes anyway . You're lucky he only yelled at you and didn't decide to exercise his pimp hand or choke a bitch.

KarelessKitten 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:14

how bout everybody do their own dishes?! there's a solution. you use a bowl for breakfast, clean it out b4 you get ready for work. it only takes a minute. plus, you don't have to look at a sink of dirty dishes. clean as you go, ppl!

Stumblebum30 5

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:27

you should dump his sorry lazy a**

nikkers 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:37

It should be his job to do the dishes everyday... He gets to lay back and and enjoy everything else you do for him. Tsk will these women ever learn...