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By cheddar - 20/07/2011 22:17 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Sorry dude

By Mystic241 - 09/04/2022 06:00

Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By Millar - 24/10/2018 00:30 - Australia - Carlton North

Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML

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By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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You forgot this

By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:10

gtm: grand theft mailbox

topdawg255 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:06

thats y u install brick mailbox

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Shleebs 12

Friday 22 July 2011 5:00

Ok, so I know this sucks for you, but it made me laugh.

anothersuicide 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:18

by any chance did you happen to have a subscription to girls gone wild, or playboy..?

cro5 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:36

so sorry what a desperate person

goaliemkl123 8

Friday 22 July 2011 6:50

if you watch phineas and fern u will find that a brick is a toy. not a weapon

goaliemkl123 8

Friday 22 July 2011 6:52

ferb**** apparently autocorrect likes plants more than cartoons

laylalushrawr 0

Friday 22 July 2011 7:27

Maybe he wants to pay your bills? xD

nolarboot 10

Friday 22 July 2011 19:24

Maybe he thought he'd get your issues of Playboy or something.

kaplow820 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:27

annnnd thats a felony

turnupthemusic94 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:16

why your mailbox?

sko12342 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:23

Well... I would have loved seeing that!

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Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sorry dude

Don't mind me

You forgot this

RIP

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