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By cheddar - 20/07/2011 22:17 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Sorry dude

By Mystic241 - 09/04/2022 06:00

Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By Millar - 24/10/2018 00:30 - Australia - Carlton North

Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML

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By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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You forgot this

By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:10

gtm: grand theft mailbox

topdawg255 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:06

thats y u install brick mailbox

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LiftedxChevy 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:46

shoulda call the cops.. i wrk at the post office, it's a federal offense and they dont take that shit lightly.

KLuff 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:59

Personally, I just wanna know why the guy would just take the whole mailbox... He must be new to the whole identity theft thing.

janelllove 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:15

woow people are getting crazier these daysss!!!..lol

Smarrtt_ass17 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:32

Ahaha! That's funny shitt

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:46

That's why I put a trap door near my mailbox. think of stealing it and face the pit of furby collections and a village of smurfs.

IamTheCavalist 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:21

Jaja this made my day :)

tdog_ossim 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:43

whats beyond rediculous is he stole the whole thing when it woulda been 100 times easier to open it and take the mail.... :/ its sad.... truly sad

talensledge1 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:46

i'd run at him with a toothbrush and pour mouthwash in his eyes.

PapSmearNinja 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 13:14

gotta love random moments¡¡

Osito2011 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 13:19

then how do you deliver mail?

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Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML

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Today, my husband returned from a 6-week business trip. During that time, I put myself on a very strict diet/exercise regimen so I could surprise him with a hefty weight loss. He took one look at me and demanded to know who I was fucking on the side. Yeah, because that’s the only reason I lost weight. FML

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Today, I found that windshield wipers on my car had been stolen. I bought a pair of new ones for around $10 but when I was trying to put them in place, I failed to hold a wiper holder and it slipped down on the windshield, causing cracks. Now I have to replace the windshield which will cost approximately $150. FML

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, but my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say, so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse." He laughed and I died a little inside. FML

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Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sorry dude

Don't mind me

You forgot this

RIP

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