By urgg - 05/09/2010 14:20 - United States

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Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
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oboewhore_xD 6

What did you name it? :D

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sharmen 0

That's really not something to joke about.

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MetalFish 0

#38 this is the Internet, there are no rules! :)

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colleen2920 0

it's a dream, it means nothing. I had a dream in which I died. it was several years ago and I'm still here

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o_trevino92 0

colleen2920 died shortly after her comment was posted

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RoccoRox 0

do you feel like a boy, trapped in a womans body?

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ngyh 0

show him that you don't have.... that will clear your name. LOL

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mick3yx123x 0

i love bumble bee, bumble bee tuna, i love bumble bee, bumble bee tuuuna :)

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Really, it's only an FML if he had a boner & was licking his lips while staring. He was wasn't he. Licking his lips I mean. Cmon. You can tell us.

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bumbleB_tuna 0

thank you dr phil #18 bcuz i could have sworn that every dream when i was ******* pamela anderson.. i was actually ******* her! weird.

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