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By slightlyworried - 05/04/2013 05:28 - United States - Parker

Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML

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By scared shirtless - 18/03/2021 20:01

Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML

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AAARGH

By lanu - 13/03/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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Sleep tight

By sleepy and scared - 09/07/2023 18:00

Today, it's been four straight nights of terrible nightmares. I’m afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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Sweets dreams are made of these

By jj. - 06/06/2021 00:01

Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML

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By justlittleoldme - 12/03/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

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It's alright

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 22:01 - Czech Republic - Prostejov

Today, I dreamt of my mom. She came over to me, and said, "Hey, I'm alright, the doctors were wrong." My mom died 4 months ago due to Covid-19 complications, and waking up shouldn't be so painful. FML

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By shots shots shots - 12/02/2013 07:41 - United States - Redlands

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

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Issues

By Anonymous - 04/06/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up from a vivid dream in which I murdered my entire family. It took 20 minutes after waking up, drenched in sweat and tears, to realize I'm not a murderer and my life is OK. This dream is recurring. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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Friday 5 April 2013 16:36

You ought to shoot her in self-defense. If you got hit in the face with a volleyball recently, you may have gained psychic powers.

HortonThelephant 15

Friday 5 April 2013 16:32

Its a sign op! Run! Fast! You should be more than "slightly" worried.

Comments

BananerzFresh 12

Sunday 7 April 2013 6:14

Time to sleep with one eye open.

blackvyper 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 7:57

Two words: body armor.

yrue82 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 8:36

Dreams/Nightmares can tell you a lot!

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 12:06

Look up reoccurring dreams and dream meanings.

Nyo84 8

Monday 8 April 2013 14:27

Hide and seek wasn't playing in the background, right? ...I apologize for that. Just popped in my head and wouldn't come out.

Silentcrafter11 13

Tuesday 9 April 2013 0:29

I remember a lot of my dreams would end with me suffocating. I later developed asthma.

ppjmjb 2

Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:09

I've heard that dreams are your brain sorting through the events that have happened that day. Like when you see people you don't know they are people you saw that day.