By mylifesucks22 - 29/12/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
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g3rusz 6

There's a wondrous, brilliant new invention called the "alarm clock". They are even integrating it into cell phones nowdays! YDI.

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Ireplywith_memes 0

You get fired for being late once? You must suck. All aboard the failboat.

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infantry831 0

lie. beat your face with a hammer you fruit!!!!

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marc_with_a_c 3

If you got fired for being late, it means you probably were late more than just once.. cause I don't know any job that would fire you over being late once..

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blastvortex 3

Whether perceived as a delusion of grandeur or the pursuit of the illusion of avarice (or perhaps both), that's priceless. Good luck chasing your dreams. LOL xD

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gtridr 1

feeeeeeel the irony lol

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Blahp 0

Your boss fired you for being late once? I find that unlikely.

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apparations 0

If you wanted that dream to come true so bad you would have gotten up for work on time. YDI I can't stand it when people are late and don't call.

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DTbasketball 0

No, he was supposed to get up on time so that he could either be there on time or call. Common sense. Use it.

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taoKAKA 0

That sucks beyond all belief. Like really. I hate when dream is like tooooo good to be true and you don't want to wake up at all. Even more I hate when it seems as though it's real and you don't think your dreaming but instead you think it's real life...... That sucks most....

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