Money: Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 17:47 - United States - New Milford

Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML

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Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

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By freakedout - 08/08/2014 14:43 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By danielesnaranjo - 31/10/2019 16:00

Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML

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By amused - 23/06/2014 21:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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havingalaugh 9

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:12

Well at least you started the new year with more money than last year.

xkore787 14

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:11

Am I the only one thinking she partied a little too hard?

Comments

asianmp 9

Thursday 2 January 2014 1:18

Party hard or go home

martin8337 35

Thursday 2 January 2014 1:28

Reminds me of a story I heard years ago about a guy that woke up with a quarter in his hand and his underwear on backwards. ;-)

MallardMarauder 10

Thursday 2 January 2014 1:32

That's a cheap hooker!

mxij 13

Thursday 2 January 2014 2:36

You might wanna get drunk more if it means money, as long as you didn't have any sex with strangers

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 2 January 2014 2:59

Look through your phone for any pictures

dangousity 21

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:30

13$ in the bra, hung over,.. No money? Classy welfare mom?

iximsrebelixi 3

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:51

I'd say it was a tip for Ya lol

BubbaJ80 11

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:56

Get some red Gatorade and some Tylenol

Quasita 26

Thursday 2 January 2014 4:08

I guess I'm in the dark as to how you could afford to drink till you would be hung over the next day, but $13 is more than you've seen in weeks... I mean, I assume that this was from NYE but man... I'm no ugly woman but I couldn't get enough drinks for free to get wasted like that unless it was my birthday or something.