By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 17:47 - United States - New Milford

Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML
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havingalaugh 9

Well at least you started the new year with more money than last year.

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xkore787 14

Am I the only one thinking she partied a little too hard?

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perdix 29

If your bra was still on, you are not a proper stripper, you're just a tease!

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awilliams44 9

maybe while u were drunk u decided to become a stripper.

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olpally 32

I want to party with you! Lol.

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flyingflies 36

You're broke but somehow still have money for booze? You should check your priorities...

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kuzzy00 22

Make sure you get checked at the clinic. Although I guess is a friend put money there to support a taxi fare home.

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chosha_fml 26

How did you afford enough booze to get that drunk?

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Rodville 28

I have the feeling there is going to be a drunk girl video on YouTube about to go viral. Followed by another FML.

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Dark_Stream 29

I sounds like you are not partying with friends who will protect you from your drunk self. You might want to collect enough for Plan B after your next blackout.

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