Money: Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 17:47 - United States - New Milford

Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML

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You deserved it 9 512

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By joedoe - 18/07/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

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By freakedout - 08/08/2014 14:43 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By danielesnaranjo - 31/10/2019 16:00

Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML

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By amused - 23/06/2014 21:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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havingalaugh 9

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:12

Well at least you started the new year with more money than last year.

xkore787 14

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:11

Am I the only one thinking she partied a little too hard?

Comments

thatKellykid 12

Thursday 2 January 2014 4:44

You'll probably find out what happened and why it's there in a couple days on Instagram.

Carpenter_C 14

Thursday 2 January 2014 5:43

Well it's official! You're a professional drunk.

Bravo11 14

Thursday 2 January 2014 6:10

First time I've seen the YDI button actually be considered a good thing.

iseebearbears 27

Thursday 2 January 2014 6:52

To all of you asking how she can afford the booze while being broke, when do girls ever have to pay when they go drinking? Guys I know would get offended if we even offer to pay.

Quasita 26

Thursday 2 January 2014 9:29

That's ridiculous. To assume that all women, by default, get free drinks no matter what... it's just not true. Besides, a woman should be ready to pay for her own, regardless of what ends up happening. Hate it when women go out with some sense of entitlement to this sort of shit.

jweb1434 6

Thursday 2 January 2014 7:15

Become a stripper

an3ph 20

Thursday 2 January 2014 9:50

Save it for diapers.

jamaicanme 3

Thursday 2 January 2014 10:41

You honestly probably don't want to remember. Just take the money no repeats lol

commandercolbert 6

Thursday 2 January 2014 14:58

thats what happens when you drink....

Ins0mau 20

Saturday 4 January 2014 19:19

It's never happened to me when I drink. :-(

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 3 January 2014 4:10

This is a tricky one - if you say YDI, you're saying OP deserves the money she received by being so drunk she can't remember getting it. But if you say FYL, well, obviously her life isn't f*cked if she woke up with more money than she's had in a long time, even if she doesn't remember how she got it. Still, OP, this is why you shouldn't drink more than you can handle. God knows what else happened while you were passed out...