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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 363
You deserved it 9 841

Same thing different taste

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Wizardo 33

That's an awkward morning-after. Did you do the walk of shame home from the police station?

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I would be stoked to find just about anyone in my kitchen making breakfast, as long as they're making a bacon-laden breakfast for me.

YDI for having drunk sex with someone you just met (hence the term one-night stand).

bmo1013 4

Wow...That must have hurt. He probably feels horrible. How did it end? For some reason I feel like it wouldn't just end as a one night stand.

"Let's boast to the internet that I have one-night-stands, that sounds like a great idea!" Not...

117 you're an idiot, lots of people have one-night stands, just because you can't get laid doesn't mean you have the right to talk shit about people who can and do. Go back to your mom's basement where you belong and stop being such a douche canoe.

Yea sorry to tell you this sweetheart, but he did that on purpose.

Im pretty sure if i find a girl in my kitchen making me hang-over breakfast, knocking her out would be the last thing on my mind.