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I would be stoked to find just about anyone in my kitchen making breakfast, as long as they're making a bacon-laden breakfast for me.
YDI for having drunk sex with someone you just met (hence the term one-night stand).
OMG hahahaha i can't stop laughing
"Let's boast to the internet that I have one-night-stands, that sounds like a great idea!" Not...
117 you're an idiot, lots of people have one-night stands, just because you can't get laid doesn't mean you have the right to talk shit about people who can and do. Go back to your mom's basement where you belong and stop being such a douche canoe.
Yea sorry to tell you this sweetheart, but he did that on purpose.
Jesus Christ some people
Terrible parent!
Why did you stay?
Im pretty sure if i find a girl in my kitchen making me hang-over breakfast, knocking her out would be the last thing on my mind.
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"Pans! Who knew, right?"
That's an awkward morning-after. Did you do the walk of shame home from the police station?