Health: Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked...

By overexcited - 02/02/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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By Tomb Raider Wannabe - 18/02/2014 01:57 - Australia - Premer

Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML

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By graospe - 12/12/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on eBay. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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By crashingdown - 29/05/2010 05:28 - Australia

Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 15:16 - United States - Jasper

Today, I finally finished a gruelling shift at the hospital. I hadn't slept in over 30 hours, so I was happy to get out. I was quickly rushed back in after I collapsed in the parking lot and cracked my head open. FML

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By Nick - 03/12/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML

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By Soap0015 - 16/08/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML

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By BoBandy - 15/08/2018 14:30

Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML

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By David - 15/08/2020 17:07

Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML

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Boldmongoose 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 9:43

wii:140$ Mario cart:50$ wheel controller:30$ medical bills:120$ winning first place:priceless the IOU card, get it today!

Canadiansoldier 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 9:11

haha, little to excited

Comments

megashroom 6

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:48

Why the **** would you be gay?

sundog 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:49

hey fatso bust a move... hahaha... you have got to be so out of shape it isn't funny. time to put down the wii and get some exercise.

awesome576 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:16

hahahahahahahaha damn that's 2 funny hahahahahahaha lol :P

kelleyb323 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:31

the wii even reminds you every 20 minutes to take a break

McMarlin 4

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:31

If this isn't a YDI, then I don't know what is. Calm the hell down, it's only a video game.

TMWhisp 22

Wednesday 27 April 2016 22:09

Hey. Video games are life.

soccerlover1234 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:37

hahahahahhahahah

gazelle_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:46

hahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha SORRY BUT hahahahahahahahahahHHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah my little bro did that once but then realized that he and my other little brother picked the same characters he started freaking out because it wasn't his character that one. oh the game wa Mario kart btw:)