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By overexcited - 02/02/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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Tuesday 2 February 2010 9:43

wii:140$ Mario cart:50$ wheel controller:30$ medical bills:120$ winning first place:priceless the IOU card, get it today!

Canadiansoldier 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 9:11

haha, little to excited

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yusaku02 20

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:17

YDI for playing a wii and for being fat

whiskers946 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:35

hahahahaha! that's so funny

3333_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 8:59

the wii sucks

4toestatue 7

Monday 8 February 2010 8:32

haha I've been there. I usually have hypertension when I'm losing though.

_pinkbunny 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:29

Hahaha, thats hilarious..good thing your okay though.

SoniaSevenfold 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:23

Wow, you got over excited playing Wii? ...How do you cope with sex? Or are you with a necrophilliac? I guess it would be like humping a dead body... Strange.