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By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Yudor - 21/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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cyndee_2010 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:46

i hope she dumped you

lemonkid44 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:30

sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually

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kayykatastrophii 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:57

People like you don't deserve a girlfriend.

ummfresh 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:46

People that tell you youre an evil person for being honest about cheating need to come to terms that everyone struggles in their own way with different things. I respect you man, and I thoroughly enjoyed.

redhead10 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 21:44

you're a moron. :)

Jay61 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:10

Claim your a Mormon or something.

GeoffreyPjs 2

Sunday 22 April 2012 17:44

um. I'm a Mormon and I'm pretty sure none of us are allowed to cheat on people just because we are Mormon. Just shut up, you idiot.

threer 30

Tuesday 11 February 2014 22:11

Mormons don't practice polygamy.. They get excommunicated (kicked out, for idiots like you) from the church. Furthermore, if this chick didn't know about the polygamy, it would still be cheating. YDI, OP; cheating is wrong.

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:24

You deserve to be caught. I hope she dumps you.

phatz 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:56

asking to get caught... did you ever stop and think maybe she knew there were 2 over there, and wanted to know if you could ID her thong over the girl you're cheating with? not that this doesn't make you an ass hole for ruining the reps of the guys out there who are legit. We're few and far between. F you, not F your life!